JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

De la crap sur Internet, il y en a, et elle vient ici! / There's a lot of crap on the Internet, and this crap comes here!

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Postby silvermotion on 08 Feb 2010, 17:45

yo dawg, I heard you like pussy, so we put a pussy on yo' pussy so you can stroke it while you stroke it, dawg




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Postby Atix on 09 Feb 2010, 16:00

Mouhahahaha Pedobear comme mascotte des jeux olympiques trop bon !



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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby Z3|/| on 11 Feb 2010, 19:59

BIG FUCKING LOL!!!!
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Ben je lui ai fais découvrir les joies du sexe nasal avec deux doigts dans les oreilles... Maintenant elle peut se fister une narine :P
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby Atix on 12 Feb 2010, 01:15

Si vous reconnaissez pas la référence ben, tant mieux pour vous, l'internet vous a pas trop fucké le cerveau.


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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby silvermotion on 13 Feb 2010, 12:16

"HIGH SCHOOL -- 1955 vs. 2010"


Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1955 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack...
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1955 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1955 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD... The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1955 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1955 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock..
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations... His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English.
1955 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.. English is then banned from core curriculum.. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1955 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism.. The FBI investigates his parents --and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1955 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy



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Postby kimochi on 25 Feb 2010, 12:07

hahahahaha! :D
it's in our hand ; it always was
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby Z3|/| on 25 Feb 2010, 12:18

L'alcool rends vraiment tout le monde plus beau... ou horny :P
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby Z3|/| on 09 Mar 2010, 07:00

Interesting... here's a subject i'll bring up at the next dinner :P
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby drenkrom on 09 Mar 2010, 14:07

awww crap! c'est trop gros pour laisser en fond d'écran à mon boss.
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby Z3|/| on 09 Mar 2010, 19:03

drenkrom wrote:awww crap! c'est trop gros pour laisser en fond d'écran à mon boss.


photoshop resize!! :P
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby Mr. Frog on 12 Mar 2010, 12:24




Morale de l'histoire: Ne fumez pas pour ne pas avoir des seins saggy!
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Re: JEUX!!! pour cour a scrap!!!!1

Postby drenkrom on 19 Mar 2010, 16:19



OK?

NOW GET OFF YOUR DEVIL MACHINE!!!
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